Not Me Monday

A few things I DID NOT do this weekend...

I totally DID NOT start my weekend off by refusing to go to the movies with the hubs and kids because I could not stand wanted to redo my bathroom.

I DID NOT manage to step in my paint tray full of white primer while stepping off the ladder and then loose my balance and smear it all over the floor (good thing I'm replacing that next). Only clusmey people would do that craziness!

I DID NOT have an uber blond moment and ask the hubs "if we can move the toilet so I can get to the wall paper behind it" to which he replied "sure, just move it forward a few inches" at which time I DID NOT grab the toilet and began to pull (no it did not move) all the while the hubs stood in the doorway laughing at me saying "Kel, its bolted to the floor, it doesn't move!" hahaha

I DID NOT take my children to a fully packed and overly loud Chuck E Cheese the following day to make up for Friday night - seriously, who would feel guilty about that??

I DID NOT dress my family up like Easter eggs in pinks, purples, yellows and greens and have a wonderful time hunting eggs and grilling with friends despite the cloudy/rainy weather!

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What did YOU not do this weekend??

Not Me Monday

It's time for another round of Not Me Monday.

I DID NOT spend my wonderful Friday Night Cleaning and doing laundry while the hubs was having a good time at a basketball game and I would never enjoy such a task either! (Is this a mom phrase or what??)

I DID NOT increase my 'do it yourself home remodel' list by an entire whole room, which includes tiling the floors.
(I found such a bargain I just couldn't pass it up - I should stay away from Home Depot)

I DID NOT enjoy my 'date' night with the hubs and we DID NOT laugh out loud at the comedic efforts of dueling pianist that entertained us.

I DID NOT finally get part of my yard reseeded and today it is totally NOT remotely COLD. (Seriously... 75 to 45 in less than 24 hrs...what is up with this crazy weather??)

I DID NOT wonder where the time had gone each time DQ reinvented the theme and gifts she wanted for her upcoming birthday.
(I thought time went quick when I was a kid, but it seems it has picked up speed since I became a parent.)

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I am joining the ranks of all you wonderful people and playing along with Not Me Monday!

I DID NOT make a ginormous pot of Gumbo complete with chicken, sausage, shrimp & crab...yum yum!

I DID NOT run away for an hour at the laundr-o-mat (once again) because I have yet to buy a new washer and I DID NOT tell the hubs not to fix it, despite that being my excuse all week.

I DID NOT think something was horribly wrong with DQ when she decided to build a fort in the computer room and fell asleep in it in the middle of the day.

I DID NOT thank god and grace that Little Misses eye has cleared up.

I DID NOT do as little as possible this weekend when the hubs came home.

I DID NOT watch a James Bond movie marathon with the hubs, because I missed him and was willing to let him get away with it just because he was home and I totally DID NOT keep quiet when the hubs decided to paintball for a few hours the day after he finally came home.

Oh and I almost forgot... I DID NOT (would never do such a crazy thing) as write this post while relaxing in a nice hot bubble bath (dog and laptop in tow!)

What did YOU not do this weekend??

Not Me Monday

Things I didn't do this weekend include....

1. I DID NOT totally waste all my weight watcher points on pizza and budlight when we decided to spend a few hours sans kids for the hubs soccer team.

2. I DID NOT feel my heart swell when the hubs left me a beautiful flower bouquet and card, the morning he ran away for spring break with Jr.

3. I totally DID NOT find myself jealous the hubs got to leave and spend spring break camping.

4. I DID NOT enjoy the few hours I got to spend with DQ at the RiverKings Hockey game and they totally DID NOT Win!!

5. I DID NOT curse loudly when the washing machine decided to crap out 5 minutes after filling up with water and dirty laundry.

6. I DID NOT load my pj clad children, dirty laundry and sippy cups into the car for a redneck morning of Laundromat clothes washing.

7. I DID NOT laugh out loud when DQ told me it smelled like 'poop' in the car only to realize she had stepped in it. I responded with "you have dog 'sh*t on your shoe' and her immediate reply was "well mom, I didn't know there was dog sh*t there when I stepped there."

8. I DID NOT make my children and all my pets play outside for the two hours I spent mowing the yard, weed killing and fertilizing the grass.

9. I DID NOT feed my family microwave dinners because we were tired.

10. I most definitely DID NOT finish my 6000 word final paper, close the computer and jump for joy!

What did you NOT DO this weekend?