Typically Monday Madness is about things that irritate me, but today has followed one of those weekends where it has been particularly odd. So instead of a specific subject of which I find oddities...I give you Monday Madness - Disgustingly Rude
1. Lewd Gestures - As a child, this might be considered funny...the type where some teenager moons/flashes you unexpectedly, regardless of age this is not always funny.
(In my case, if you are a 60 year old man who drives by my house as I wait at the end of my driveway so I can enter traffic, rolling down your window and sticking your tongue out 'wriggling' it around is not at all found to be appealing - Especially at 7 o'clock on a Monday morning...not a great start to the week)
2. Common Courtesy - When visiting friends it is not, I repeat NOT, ok to use the guest bathroom for the bathroom of choice, to do your 'dirty' business - ESPECIALLY when it is your house and you have another bathroom in the master bedroom. Remember guests have to use that bathroom and do not want to smell your crap!
(ahem...you know who I am talking to)
3. Wal-Mart - When shopping at the grocery store, when lines are long and baskets are overflowing, it is NOT OK to send your 4 year old daughter to scout the shopping lines and stand in it as you slowly make your way from your previous line, while the rest of us stand there patiently with our carts. It is likely to get you run over by another 1Ton cart as you try to enter the line.
(I prefer to be cussed out in ENGLISH, since this is America and not Spanish as I stare you down and give you dirty looks. Just because you speak Spanish and I am white does not mean I don't understand every word you say)
4. Running - I understand that exercising as a group might be a foreign concept to you and your BMW, but when you see 25 or so people at 5am in the morning jogging down the road in the outside lane for driving because there is no shoulder - this does NOT mean 'speed up and you get bonus points for each person you take out.'
(We are not bowling pins and are a close group...if you take one of us out you will have the whole mob to deal with!)
What are your RUDE random pet peeves?