Wednesday, March 11, 2009
The idiocy of some people amaze me...the fact that it is everywhere and this is not just some random occurrence is even more entertaining.
1. The largely, overweight woman who cannot get into the pool without the assistance of the motorized chair that lowers her into the water so she can water walk - seriously, you must do this during the middle of swim lessons and refuse to let them take the chair OUT of the pool as to completely disrupt the kids?!
2. The crazy neighbor lady who thinks she has the right - seriously, you think you can walk up to me, while I'm spending time with my girls, and have the audacity to say Little Miss does not look a thing like me and insist I tell you who's child she REALLY is, despite the uncomfortable laugh I gave you the first time you said it?!
3. The guy who can't find his butt with both hands - seriously, when I ask you to VERIFY the 'attached' information and then tell you it is a discrepancy and ask you AGAIN to physically look at the items in question and you talk to me like I am a child and have lost my mind to question you - do not be surprised when I show up at your desk pen/paper in hand to do the job myself and prove to you that your stuff is WRONG!
4. To the smart guy who promptly responded to 'the boss man's' comment of "my butt hurts" after spending all day slaving away at his desk with "we know what part of the body HE thinks with" - yeah, not such a smart move.