Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Wacky Wednesday


The idiocy of some people amaze me...the fact that it is everywhere and this is not just some random occurrence is even more entertaining.

1. The largely, overweight woman who cannot get into the pool without the assistance of the motorized chair that lowers her into the water so she can water walk - seriously, you must do this during the middle of swim lessons and refuse to let them take the chair OUT of the pool as to completely disrupt the kids?!

2. The crazy neighbor lady who thinks she has the right - seriously, you think you can walk up to me, while I'm spending time with my girls, and have the audacity to say Little Miss does not look a thing like me and insist I tell you who's child she REALLY is, despite the uncomfortable laugh I gave you the first time you said it?!

3. The guy who can't find his butt with both hands - seriously, when I ask you to VERIFY the 'attached' information and then tell you it is a discrepancy and ask you AGAIN to physically look at the items in question and you talk to me like I am a child and have lost my mind to question you - do not be surprised when I show up at your desk pen/paper in hand to do the job myself and prove to you that your stuff is WRONG!

4. To the smart guy who promptly responded to 'the boss man's' comment of "my butt hurts" after spending all day slaving away at his desk with "we know what part of the body HE thinks with" - yeah, not such a smart move.

9 comments:

DysFUNctional Mom said...

Some people just don't think!

♥ spoiled mommy ♥ said...

Some people!!!

Oh-what an adorable new family member, Im sure thats also filling your day with lots of fun.

the cubicle's backporch said...

Your neighbor seriously said that? Good lord. Some people need a lesson in tact.

kel said...

SO funny!! People are dumb... except for me and you, of course.

auntie said...

i'm constantly amazed at how ridiculous, crazy, and just plain DUMB some people are! it's sad, but true...unfortunately!!

mommaof4wife2r said...

"who's the baby daddy" is def my fav jaw dropping moment! you should have kids of color, when you and hubs aren't...that's a real talker for some!

OHmommy said...

Seriously.... people. Your neighbor needs a good smack across the back. LOL.

Heather said...

some people need to learn to just STFU. Seriously.

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Tiaras and Tantrums said...

okay - number 2 - for real?? I think I may have slapped her! IN FRONT OF YOUR CHILD???????