Thursday, December 11, 2008

Where is it?



#1
Me - DQ, come with me and get your bag from the car so I can go to work.
DQ - What bag?
Me - The bag your book came in, you have to take it back to school today.
DQ - Where is it?
Me - In the car (opens car door) DQ, where is your bag?
DQ - I don't know, I left it in the car.
Me - No, its not here...you better get in the house and find it before you go to school.
DQ - Will you help me find it?
Me - Seriously?

#2

Me - DQ, how was school?
DQ - Good, but I lost my lunch box.
Me - How did that happen?
DQ - Well I finished my lunch, got up to leave and then remembered it so I went to get it and it was gone.
Me - Seriously...gone? Did you look for it?
DQ - Yep, everywhere and I couldn't find it. Can you take me to the store to get another one?

#3
Me - DQ, where's your gameboy, I need to charge it for the trip.
DQ - I don't know.
Me - Well you need to get up and go find it.
DQ - (after frantic 30 seconds of searching) Mooooooom - I can't find it, I don't know where it is?
Me - Keep looking. Did you look on the shelf? The Night stand? In the Gameboy case where it should be?
DQ - Yes. Yes. Yes. It's not in either place. Will you help me find it?
Me - Seriously??

My child, finder of little, loser of A LOT.

7 comments:

Tiaras and Tantrums said...

must be a boy - right?? Only men and boys loose their things!

mommaof4wife2r said...

uterine homing device...that's why moms are sooo good at finding things. i have to blog that one...

Kimmylyn said...

Oh boy can I relate.. my son loses about 9 billion things a day..all day long I hear.. "mmmooooommmmmm I can't find this... moooommmm i can't find that.. "

Queen of the Mayhem said...

Oh....you are SO living my life! Except...when The Princess loses something it sends me into the stratosphere! UGH!

I kid you not when she was searching for her umbrella she:

walked in and out of her room twice

cried

stood in one spot

AND

pulled her underwear out of her behind!

Calgon?

OHmommy said...

Yeah...

My kids are just getting to the point where they have to be responsible for their belongings and it sucks.

DysFUNctional Mom said...

I feel your pain!

the cubicle's backporch said...

Oh man... I used to do this, but it was b/c my mom always knew where stuff was! She could find it in five seconds when it would take me an hour! I guess it's a mom thing.