Friday, February 13, 2009

Fuzzy Pink Cuffs



In honor of the upcoming Valentines Holiday I thought I would provide you with a little story about LOVE!




Once upon a time there lived a young man and a young woman very much in love.

They had a wonderful courtship, full of fabulous hotel suites, dressy parties and cleverly named drinks.

The young woman was madly in love with this handsome young man, so much so that she agreed to let him 'tie' her up with the fuzzy pink handcuffs purchased earlier that day.
It was a magical night.

Time passed, the couple grew older and still their loved continued, so they decided to make it official and said "I DO" in the presence of their friends and family.

The celebration was grand, good times had by all and at the end of the night the newly married husband pulled out the 'fuzzy pink cuffs' he had been saving for that 'special occasion.'

His new bride could not have been happier.


Time continued to creep past, babies were born, toddlers grew to young children, careers were built and soccer games attended. But one day while cleaning out the closet, the wife stumbled upon the long forgotten 'fuzzy pink cuffs' and thought...ooh, now wouldn't this be fun?!

She went about the rest of the day excited with anticipation until finally the time came for this long married couple to kiss goodnight and crawl into bed.

She waited until her husband was comfy and then leaned over to him and said in her most 'sexy' voice....
"Honey, can I tie you up?"

Without opening his eyes the husband said to her...
"You already put a ball and chain on me...isn't that good enough for you woman?"

Happy Valentines Day - I hope it's one to remember!!

7 comments:

DysFUNctional Mom said...

Oh no he didn't! lol Here I was expecting an R rated story.
Happy Valentine's Day!

mommaof4wife2r said...

ur so silly...and so funny!

the cubicle's backporch said...

Ha! I thought you were going to say you lost the key or something! :)

Tiaras and Tantrums said...

you are naughty!!!!!!

Carina the Blogarina said...

That's a horrible story! haha

Queen of the Mayhem said...

How very male of him!

My friend brought some cuffs like this on a cruise....and they were CONFISCATED....in front of a large group of people! She was mortified...I found it HILARIOUS!

GoteeMan said...

Aw, hell no, he di'nt...
If he did, he better be joking, crazy tired, or dead...


J/ (goteeman.blogspot.com)