I totally DID NOT start my weekend off by refusing to go to the movies with the hubs and kids because I
I DID NOT manage to step in my paint tray full of white primer while stepping off the ladder and then loose my balance and smear it all over the floor (good thing I'm replacing that next). Only clusmey people would do that craziness!
I DID NOT have an uber blond moment and ask the hubs "if we can move the toilet so I can get to the wall paper behind it" to which he replied "sure, just move it forward a few inches" at which time I DID NOT grab the toilet and began to pull (no it did not move) all the while the hubs stood in the doorway laughing at me saying "Kel, its bolted to the floor, it doesn't move!" hahaha
I DID NOT take my children to a fully packed and overly loud Chuck E Cheese the following day to make up for Friday night - seriously, who would feel guilty about that??
I DID NOT dress my family up like Easter eggs in pinks, purples, yellows and greens and have a wonderful time hunting eggs and grilling with friends despite the cloudy/rainy weather!
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What did YOU not do this weekend??