Monday, March 23, 2009

Not Me Monday

Things I didn't do this weekend include....

1. I DID NOT totally waste all my weight watcher points on pizza and budlight when we decided to spend a few hours sans kids for the hubs soccer team.

2. I DID NOT feel my heart swell when the hubs left me a beautiful flower bouquet and card, the morning he ran away for spring break with Jr.

3. I totally DID NOT find myself jealous the hubs got to leave and spend spring break camping.

4. I DID NOT enjoy the few hours I got to spend with DQ at the RiverKings Hockey game and they totally DID NOT Win!!

5. I DID NOT curse loudly when the washing machine decided to crap out 5 minutes after filling up with water and dirty laundry.

6. I DID NOT load my pj clad children, dirty laundry and sippy cups into the car for a redneck morning of Laundromat clothes washing.

7. I DID NOT laugh out loud when DQ told me it smelled like 'poop' in the car only to realize she had stepped in it. I responded with "you have dog 'sh*t on your shoe' and her immediate reply was "well mom, I didn't know there was dog sh*t there when I stepped there."

8. I DID NOT make my children and all my pets play outside for the two hours I spent mowing the yard, weed killing and fertilizing the grass.

9. I DID NOT feed my family microwave dinners because we were tired.

10. I most definitely DID NOT finish my 6000 word final paper, close the computer and jump for joy!

What did you NOT DO this weekend?


Aleta said...

Well, not this weekend, but this morning... I DID NOT clean the dog poop that Pebbles decided to leave a trail going to the side door. (There are some good things about having a husband who wakes up earlier than me. Lol)

Sounds like you had an eventful weekend. Hope you are able to find a good price on a washing machine!!

Jen @ The Cubicle's Backporch said...

I love #7!!! One time I kept accusing my sister of having stinky feet... ends up, I had steppedin dog crap and having the floor heater on had really intensified the smell!!!

A Buns Life said...

I did NOT sleep in until 10:00 both days while my husband watched the kids!

auntie said...

i love the part about the dog poop! your daughter's response is hilarious!

Anonymous said...

you crack me up with the "i DID NOT" sentences. SO hilarious, and exactly what I needed to read tonight!


April said...

Wow you were SUPER busy this weekend!!! I laughed at your daughter's "dog shit" comment. LOL

Jenn said...

Wow--you DID NOT do a lot! ;-)

♥spoiled mommy♥ said...

WOw-sounds like you did not have a busy weekend!!

kel said...

Ok, I may be losing brain cells due to lack of sleep.. but I didnt realize you are in school. What are you going for?? I feel like such a dummy.

I would love to be outside for two hours.. or even two minutes!

DysFUNctional Mom said...

Great Not Me post!