Things I didn't do this weekend include....
1. I DID NOT totally waste all my weight watcher points on pizza and budlight when we decided to spend a few hours sans kids for the hubs soccer team.
2. I DID NOT feel my heart swell when the hubs left me a beautiful flower bouquet and card, the morning he ran away for spring break with Jr.
3. I totally DID NOT find myself jealous the hubs got to leave and spend spring break camping.
4. I DID NOT enjoy the few hours I got to spend with DQ at the RiverKings Hockey game and they totally DID NOT Win!!
5. I DID NOT curse loudly when the washing machine decided to crap out 5 minutes after filling up with water and dirty laundry.
6. I DID NOT load my pj clad children, dirty laundry and sippy cups into the car for a redneck morning of Laundromat clothes washing.
7. I DID NOT laugh out loud when DQ told me it smelled like 'poop' in the car only to realize she had stepped in it. I responded with "you have dog 'sh*t on your shoe' and her immediate reply was "well mom, I didn't know there was dog sh*t there when I stepped there."
8. I DID NOT make my children and all my pets play outside for the two hours I spent mowing the yard, weed killing and fertilizing the grass.
9. I DID NOT feed my family microwave dinners because we were tired.
10. I most definitely DID NOT finish my 6000 word final paper, close the computer and jump for joy!
What did you NOT DO this weekend?
10 comments:
Well, not this weekend, but this morning... I DID NOT clean the dog poop that Pebbles decided to leave a trail going to the side door. (There are some good things about having a husband who wakes up earlier than me. Lol)
Sounds like you had an eventful weekend. Hope you are able to find a good price on a washing machine!!
I love #7!!! One time I kept accusing my sister of having stinky feet... ends up, I had steppedin dog crap and having the floor heater on had really intensified the smell!!!
I did NOT sleep in until 10:00 both days while my husband watched the kids!
i love the part about the dog poop! your daughter's response is hilarious!
you crack me up with the "i DID NOT" sentences. SO hilarious, and exactly what I needed to read tonight!
xo
Wow you were SUPER busy this weekend!!! I laughed at your daughter's "dog shit" comment. LOL
Wow--you DID NOT do a lot! ;-)
WOw-sounds like you did not have a busy weekend!!
Ok, I may be losing brain cells due to lack of sleep.. but I didnt realize you are in school. What are you going for?? I feel like such a dummy.
I would love to be outside for two hours.. or even two minutes!
Great Not Me post!
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